While on trial for having/filming sex with a 15-year-old girl, R. Kelly ran this ad promoting his new album:
Pouty-faced R. Kelly had an important announcement. If you don’t have the sound on, here’s the voice-over that goes with the video:
Sixteen years. Nothing but hits. And they still don’t believe. There’s only one thing to do and that is: Double Up.
Now if you actually go and listen to the album’s title song, “double up” refers to having an MFF threesome. So in this this ad (again, it ran during the trial) R. Kelly is actually saying:
I’ve had a successful musical career. Now I’m being prosecuted because I can’t control myself sexually. There’s only one thing to do and that is: have sex with two women at once.
I know it’s a miscarriage of justice, but I’m glad he’s a free man. I want him to keep on being insane in full public view.
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